Lacey Lambert

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How old are you?
Sixteen! Oh, aren't I just the luckiest girl in the freaking world? That was sarcasm, by the way.

Are you in school or going to work? If so, what are are you in, or where do you work?
My life sucks, because, as you may have guessed, I'm still "miraculously" in high school. I've had a load of detentions and been suspended four times, but I was never expelled. But, I enjoy telling people I dropped out of school to go on tour with my boyfriend's punk rock band. But anyone who knows me knows I can't keep a boyfriend...or a girlfriend... for more than two days.

Are you married, dating, or single?
Single, obviously. Oh, poor lonely me. At least I get to do whoever whatever I want to do without feeling guilty about it.

What significant events have happened in your history?
Oh, dearie me! Significant? How about...I was born to a housewife and a Home Depot cashier who were happily married. I was the second child- although I'm pretty sure they adopted my older sister from some 1800's sexist cult or something. She's nineteen, and a friggin' housewife! Like mommy dearest, like daughter. I'm not like my mother and sister at all- I'm more of the wild, punk rock loving, bisexual social outcast who can't even cook macaroni and cheese. Now, more about those significant events...oh, my freshman year of high school, I applied to this really good boarding school, and I was accepted. The only thing was, even with financial aid, it cost too friggin' much, and I had to stay here in Arden Fucks with the parents. Oh, I'm just so friggin' lucky, I don't know what to do about it! My parents think it's not their fault that they didn't have enough money, but I sure as hell would have been out of this town by now if my mom actually got a real job, instead of serving her man all day.

What are five things you like?
Music, because...well, everyone loves music. I especially like rock and stuff that isn't the normal lovey dovey crap. Making rude comments at everything, because I have to release my aggression at my parents for not letting me go somehow, don't I? Partying, because, like most teenagers, I just like to let go and act wild for awhile. Driving, because even though I don't have my own car and I hate my dad's car, it's pretty fun to be behind the wheel. Reading, because I have to satisfy my inner nerd somehow, don't I?

What are five things you hate?
Arden Falls- or Arden Fucks, as I call it. Haha, aren't I clever? Sexist and homophobic people, just because they're usually against everything that I am, and I sometimes just love to tear into one of them- not literally, though. That would be disgusting. Number three is horror movies- because I'm such a chicken. Yep, me, a little punk bad ass bitch is afraid of scary movies. Looking weak, because I hate it when other people get to feel like they have an advantage over me. Screwing something up, because it usually just makes me feel really stupid and idiotic, and I usually get into a lot of fights because I'm defensive when I feel stupid.

What do you think is your best personality feature?
I don't- or I try not to- let stupid people get to me. I usually just throw it right back at them, you know?

What is your worst personality feature?
I don't get close to people. Does anyone really know me? Do I even know who I am? I freak out over the smallest things, too. I can't decide which is worse- constantly hating on myself or not letting anyone get close enough to...I don't know, make everything magically better? I don't believe in the "power" of love or friendship. Actually, scratch that, that sounds emo.

How would you describe your appearance?
Oh, the fun part. Reddish-brown hair, which I plan to die black with a bit of pink soon. I don't know how soon, though. My eyes are greenish-blue, and I think they're my best feature. They're not huge or soul piercing or anything, I just think they're a nice color. I'm short, too. Five-foot-nothing. I'm not exactly fat, but because I'm so short, I look fatter than I really am. I'm not gorgeous or anything- I have my fair share of blemishes, ugly little scars, and overall strange-looking-ness. Yes, I have a few scars, but they're just from normal stuff like falling out of trees or wrecking a bike- I don't have any good stories, unless you count the time I was riding my bike through this little forest up at the state park, and went flying down a hill and straight into a tree. Ouch, right?

Describe yourself in one word.
Evil bitch!
Ha! Two words! I'm such a rebel!

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